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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”

2. Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.”

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.”

4. Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries,and even some
deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious.”

5. Softball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we
can
expect the same thing again.”

6. Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t
like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: “Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of
the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew.”

8. Soccer commentator: “Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like
they’ve got
eleven Dicks on the field.”

9. Tennis commentator: “One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them… Oh
my God, what have I just said?”

25 SIGNS THAT YOU’VE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of holidays per year to 20 days.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next
door
won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Maccas closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down, and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Pal instead of Maccas leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

18. Eating a bucket of KFC at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than
settle your stomach.

19. You go to the chemist for Mylanta, not condoms.

20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to.” replaces “I’m never going
to
drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going out to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
that
doesn’t apply to you and can’t find a single one to save your sorry
old
ass.